Ode to an Evil Twin

Jaynie...oh, what can I say about dear Jaynie? She is this crazy-ass reviewer that likes to stalk me. LOL She follows me where ever I go--I do not know if it is because she likes me or she wants to tell me I have toilet paper hanging out of the top of my jeans. LOL
Jaynie is this wickedly cool lady that lives half way around the world from me. We are so alike in so many ways, I call her my EVIL TWIN. She is loud, brash, and very opinionated. God---I love this woman! Oh, please, not that way! LOL She tells it like it is--not caring whom she pisses off. She welcomes a challange no matter what it may be--bring it on, baby!
One of these days, Jaynie is going to be a famous author--Eat your heart out Jackie and Joan Collins! Jaynie will dish the dirt better than they ever will. She will make Howard Stern look like a children's fairytale character by the time she is finished. :) This lady is unique in so many ways, that I could not possibly discribe how special she is--and I do not mean in a goofy way. Well, I take that back--she calls everyone she knows "DUDE" no matter what gender they are. I think she has Penis Envy, but she does not want to admit it. :P

Funny-Smartass-sarcastic-crazy-loveable.

That is our Jaynie!